Coffee humour - 44 Great Coffee Jokes

Last modified Tuesday, 05 March 2013
Coffee humour - great coffee jokes

In case you missed it, our growing coffee social network has been up and running for several months now and I could not resist sharing some of the great post that have been brightening up my mornings sat here having a coffee and moderating posts. Below is a "best of" - coffee jokes, anecdotes, posters, funny coffee ads and graphics ... in no particular order. Please share if they make you smile.

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    2. Do you feel a little alien without your coffee?

    Do you feel a little alien without your coffee?
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    3. Turn it on - to many people, a coffee on-off switch actually exists.

    Coffee off on switch
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    4. Coffee tastes sweeter on a Friday - its so very true

    Coffee tastes sweeter on a Friday
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    5. Want me to be all shiny in the morning? Then go make me some coffee :)

    Want me to be all shiny in the morning? Then go make me some coffee
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    6. A coffee fountain

    A coffee fountain
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    7. Yes. A coffee break button

    Coffee keyboard
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    8. The secret behind Einstein's genius

    Einstein and coffee
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    9. Coffee. You can sleep when you're dead

    Coffee. Because you can sleep when you're dead
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    10. Dear coffee... I love you

    Dear coffee...
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    11. Proven study - coffee drinkers do make better lovers

    Coffee drinkers make better lovers
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    12. I don't have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it.

    I dont have a problem with coffee - I have a problem without it
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    13. Insomnia builds character

    Insomnia builds character
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    14. Sweet.

    Sorry, I'm latte
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    15. I drink all the coffee I want

    I drink all the coffee I want
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    16. Coffee lovers are romantic

    I love you like coffee in the morning
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    17. This is genius!!!

    Hilarious coffee dispenser ad
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    18. A correct caffeination

    Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated
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    19. Try it...

    Coffee solves everything
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    20. Coffee made me do it

    Coffee made me do it
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    21. Wakey wakey

    Sunday morning
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    22. This is dope. If anyone finds an espresso cup version, please share

    Lick the drops from your cup
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    23. Want.

    Snoopy jumping into coffee
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    24. My girlfriend wants.

    Smiley coffee cups
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    25. Giant nose

    Giant nose coffee cups
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    26. Famous phrases

    Everyone should believe in something - I believe I'll have another coffee
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    27. Coffee bean escaping cup

    Coffee bean escaping cup
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    28. Famous phrases

    Good friends don't spill the beans
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    29. New Yorkers drink 7 times more coffee than people in other US cities

    Giant coffee cup
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    30. Coffee romance

    All you need is love and coffee
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    31. Famous phrases

    Behind every successful man is a substantial amount of coffee
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    32. Hey - sexual equality on this site

    Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee
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    33. Original coffee shop sign

    Coffee stop
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    34. A coffee drip - ladies and gentlemen, please don't try this at home

    Coffee drip
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    35. The only thing better than 1 cup of coffee is 3

    The only thing better than 1 cup of coffee is 3
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    36. Hardcore coffee addicts

    Coffee first... then your mundane bull
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    37. Old school coffee ads

    If you're not shaking then you need another cup
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    38. Coffee addicts again

    Coffee isnt working. get the jump leads
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    39. I did not write this one

    Coffee chocolate and men... some things are better rich
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    40. Coffee. Because crack isn't allowed in the workplace

    Coffee. Because crack isnt allowed in the workplace
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    41. For you ladies

    Coffee is like men - the best ones are rich, warm and keep you up all night long
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    42. Instant human - just add coffee

    Instant human - just add coffee
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    43. My personal favourite

    Drinking coffee and slacking off are all part of what I do
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    44. Coffee with friends

    A cup of coffee with friends is happiness tasted and time well spent
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    45. Life begins after coffee

    Life begins after coffee

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If you have your own coffee jokes, then feel free to add below in comments and I will include them in the next edition....

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4 comments

  • John Thursday, 28 March 2013 21:38 posted by John

    Truely lol

  • David Banfield Thursday, 14 March 2013 08:16 posted by David Banfield

    Brilliant. Some of those had me wetting myself

  • Tony Jaa Tuesday, 05 March 2013 10:22 posted by Tony Jaa

    Thanks - great list!
    #2, #6, #41 very true. #5 would burn your mouth. #39 should be sensored

  • TCL Pinner Monday, 04 March 2013 22:18 posted by TCL Pinner

    #22 every time

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